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YOU JEWMONGING ASSLICKING BALLSUCKING NEEDLESHITTING F****TS!

–Ryan

 
GOD DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK FUCK FUCK

–Ryan

 

Ryan, previously known as Cryantix, OPROffical, KingioMan247, and TTNOfficial, was considered to be the group's Butt Monkey due to his antix (Get it? I'm funny.) He's acted super edgy and childish in the past, and was once part of the Quintet 2.0. He wanted to date Sharpy, but only Ray would actually date Ryan.   

He's also a Steven Universe fan. Rumor has it that that he's a pedophile and that he loves Steven from Steven Universe a bit too much. Ryan has stated that he's had a crush on a male character for both appearance and personality, yet denies that he's bisexual, as well as admitting to having his first crush as Homer Simpson from Family Guy.

(But for reals, he's actually bi, regardless of what he says otherwise.)

History Edit

Since we've already established that Ryan is whiny, we'll just skip to the history of his Drama causing ways.

Ryan first started causing drama all the way back in the HiWelcomeToChilisDays, but those were nothing compared to now.

His most famous dramas are the ones where he gets mad and threatens to commit suicide, then inevitably changes his icon to a black square.

At first, people actually were worried about him when this happened, but soon everyone realized that these occurrences always played out the same and usually sorted themselves out in a matter of 12 hours to, at most, 2 days.

Unfortunately, due to his recent actions, he has been been kicked out of the Quintet due to Steven Universe porn and is now just a loser.

The Object Pandemonium Universe Edit

The Object Pandemonium Universe is a bunch of Object Shows Ryan made and then eventually cancelled.

The first, Object Pandemonium, was the only animated show of his PowerPoint shows, it featured awful voice acting, strange, unnecessarily long assets that Ryan elected to keep for over a year, and to top it all off the whole thing took half a year to make and was cancelled almost immediately.

Next up was the classic Object Pandemonium Reboot, which decided that putting effort into things is for losers, and got rid of the voice acting (though that was admittedly for the better) and semi-animation in favor of good old text. It was filled with unneeded MLG jokes, and, wouldn't you know it, was canned after like four episodes. Sharpy and Ray wrote more than Ryan himself on the show, which didn't help its case.

Well you know, third time's the charm, as they say, except here with Item Paradise, the OBU show absolutely no one remembers or ever cared about. Rumor has it that a bag hosted it and Circle was there. Although, It has been deleted, Sharpy re-uploaded it in an incomplete form.

Up next was the only decently promising OBU show, To The North, of course it was promising until every "decent" character was either eliminated or became incredibly out of character, the remaining cast when it was cancelled consisted of three bland floaters, a nicey nice character, two decent contestants who were portrayed horribly out of character, and a rejoiner who wasn't going to last long anyways, no wonder he cancelled it.

And finally we have Entity Conflict, which seems to have been silently cancelled.

sr transmission begins 2017 (edit:Nope. It didn't.)

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