Pokemon Team Deathmatches are a form of simulator, and are the only simulators Sharpy and Ryan like, mostly because their pokemon are in it. It is known for it's expansive cast, spread across four teams.
- Ritchie: A dead bird who dies first more often then not.
- Vince: An Arcanine with an acoustic jam band.
- Bill: A Muk that kills a lot.
- Roger: A poliwrath who does nothing notable.
- Rick: One of the many warriors in the Magnezone alliance.
- Jimmy: A giant fucking lion.
- Togedemaru: A little bitch that gets triggered when it sees a magnezone, because they are better than it.
- Randall: A lizard
- Skalles: HE WAITED THAT LONG TO GET HIS LAST TEAMMATE?
- Nanami: The first priminarina.
- Drumpf: The president.
- Nickelback: LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!
- Golisopod: Has emergency exit
- Magnezone: Another magnezone.
- Crabominable: OH YEAH MR KRABS
- Incineroar: The only fire starter that anyone picked cuz Incineroar sucks.
- Shiinotic: Shrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooms.
- Palssosand: IT'S A GODDAMN SANDCASTLE.
- Bean: Kills his team a lot. Also a friccin moron.
- Flyntstone: Likes to poison people.
- Asspio: Yet another magnezone.
- Landfilly: Really fucking heavy.
- Soundclown: The other priminarina
- Royacherrty: Has a stupid name.