|“||I, Christian Weston Chandler, am straight. Don't you forget it.||”|
Christian Weston Chandler, better known as Chris-Chan, is the TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, the greatest webcomic of all time. He uses his god-like powers to make sure the Memebers stay straight. He needs a cute girl his age, and supports Women's Rights. His Arch enemy is Clyde Cash.